Every week I am on a worksite more often than not I will be asked "how do you become a tower crane operator" enquiring on how to enter our closed secret society. At great risk I am going to reveal this secret and I hope my brother tower crane operators will not be to upset. Well... basically you have to be born into it with your father being a crane operator and his father before him, either that or have three tower crane operators vouch for you before entering you districts tower crane lodge, then you go to a meeting arguing your case why you should be a tower crane operator. Lodges differ from district to district with some requiring a majority vote from its members, others a unanimous vote.
Once you are voted in you learn the secrets of the hook ;), our secret handshake and be able to travel the world and be welcomed as a tower crane operator at building sites everywhere. The money and power is great but just remember with this power comes great responsibility, 26/3/2013 05:20:17 pm
Okay incase you didnt realise that article was in humour. I wrote a serious article on how to become a towercrane operator here Comments are closed.
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